His List

I know resembles something like this (mentally of course--not documented):

Graduate from college.
Try to procrastinate starting new job as long as humanly possible before wife nags excessively.
Golf everyday?
Pass the CPA exam with perfect scores
(capstone of wife's frustration with academia in our relationship).
Sleep a lot.
Play on every sports team I can, including intramurals, ward & friends.
Be awesome.

He's a busy guy and a kid at heart. Can you tell?